Next time you’re on a road trip, stop into a roadside diner (find a classic
one with a long bar, cuz those are neato) during breakfast hours and flag
down a waitress to ask, “Excuse me, where am I?” And when they tell you the
town’s name, say, “No, what planet?” When you get a weird look, turn to
whoever you’re with and say something like, “Shit, keep your mouth shut.
They’re pre-warp…”
Unconscious Reality
RSSdo u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day
This is 7 seconds long and you should watch it.
I really wonder how prom is going to turn out
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!
Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????
No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.
This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100
This would have been helpful a few days ago before I had my maths exam
the dylan and cole sprouse one made my heart drop.
^^ omggggg ikr:(((( been liking dylan since i was 6:(((((
why did the word “hood” go on thats so raven. ctfu
WHY DID THE WORD HOOD GO ON THATS SO RAVEN
My babies grew up :’)
(Source: hurryputter)
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese
211 days
(Source: mishasasstiel)
- Hardest thing to answer: what are you good at
About Unconscious Reality
